The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you
both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the
marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in the
kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps
have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other
in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when
you get divorced and your wife fucks you in front of everyone in
court.
no offense to others who are reading this.. haha.. :p
